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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Intresting Intresting Intresting !!!!!!!!!! | |
| Who Understands Men?
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) ) 1. The nice men are ugly.
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) ) 2. The handsome men are not faithful.
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) ) 4. The handsome and nice men are married.
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) ) 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
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) ) 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
) ) we are only after their money
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) ) 7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
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) ) 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice
) ) don't think we are beautiful enough.
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) ) 9. The men who think we are beautiful, somewhat
) ) nice and have money, are cowards.
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) ) 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and
) ) have some money are shy and
) ) NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
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) ) 11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose
) ) interest in us when we take the initiative.
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) ) NOW ...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
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) ) Men are like a fine wine.....
) ) They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stamp on them and
) keep
) ) them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have
) dinner
) ) with.
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) ) SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND
) ) TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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Posted by: Ms Samatha G At: 2, Feb 2002 10:47:25 PM IST
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