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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | sardar interview | |
| very nice
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 22, Mar 2002 4:50:05 PM IST
Interview of a Sardar
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm.
He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled
inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer
looks at Santa singh Then goes through his
certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications
& credentials I would like to ask you only some simple
questions. If you can answer those then you are
selected. First we will start with some opposites
S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells
it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L .....
Y...... Our sardar also shouts)
#Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected ........ ....... and This is how
Santa Singh got his job.
Posted by: Mr. SAMBA SIVAM VEMULA At: 5, Feb 2002 3:12:18 PM IST
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