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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Thursday Mania | |
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's
really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
..... I'm
playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality
catches the
heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?.
Don't Be, it was
sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
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Good morning...Have u done two of the most
important things
when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a
bath-so that others may live too!
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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof,
shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof,
woof, roof,
shoof. Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search
4 u. If
u'll leave,i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me,
i'll fight 4
u. But, if
u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
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To live a life, one needs brains, reflex,
perception, looks,
IQ, knowledge,way of ___ex-pression & many more mental
qualities.
Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I
asked 4 "world
peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2
give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME
laughing, U & ME
crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME...
just U & ME
sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar
sa hasin",
Chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".
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Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan
bhi tum
jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
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This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds.
5.... 4....
3.... 2....1.... Error : No Brain Detected !!
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God is Real . . . . . . . Unless Defined as
Integer !!
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 3, Jun 2004 8:32:34 PM IST
ha ha ha very good ones Ananth ji :)
Posted by: Babu At: 3, Jun 2004 8:22:29 PM IST
Goodie @Ananth ...:))
Popatlal opted a great way to express his desire for food...
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 3, Jun 2004 8:21:08 PM IST
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