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| yeah good1....few more...out of conversations from chats...
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girl : annayyaa baagunnaavaa?
guy : chi...enni saarlu cheppaali, alaa pilavoddu ani, neeku naa chelli ayyee arhata ledu
girl : naaku annavayye qualities annee neelo unnaayi!! kaadanaku annayyaa....
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guy : neeku telso ledo nenu nootokka jillala andagaadni
girl : aa nootokka jillaalannee africa adavullone kadaa undedi!!
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girl : aadu chat lo andari ammaila venta padutuntaadu, nannu maatram sis antaadu, em ardham kaavatlaa :-O
guy : vaadu ninnu choosuntaademole :))
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Posted by: Giri K At: 11, Jun 2004 2:41:49 PM IST
Might be an old one .. but just cant resist posting it:
The Hero, our Newly-Joined Software Engineer settles down in his seat, wants a coffee badly and tries to reach pantry by phone
Hero: Abey Oye! Send me a Coffee!!
Response: Wutt?????
Hero: Arey Idiot .. Are you deaf? Send me a Coffee I say
Response: Do you know whom u are talking to?
Hero: Nope
Response: I'm the CEO of this company
Hero: Oh I see, Do you know Who I am?
Response: No
Hero: Thats Good! -- Hangs up the Phone --
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 11, Jun 2004 1:54:50 PM IST
lolllllll@giri
Posted by: Vijay At: 10, Jun 2004 0:56:51 AM IST
Our hero chatting with chat GF (heroin). Both are s/w engrs by the way and both work for real bg MNC's :)
Hero : Hey..GM.. hows u doing today?
Heroin : VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero : wow...am honoured, u know wat, my day starts only when i find you on chat
Heroin : Yep...me too feel the same..brb (be right back) 'll get some coffee.
Hero : OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager : Hey, I need some help from you
Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero : I would do that, but i think its quite hard, is it ok with you, if i give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager : Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroin to arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Heroin : Hey, am back
Hero : cool, you know what my manager sucks, he's kinda keeps asking stupid things, tries to give me stupid work
Heroin : Yeah, its the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero : Yep, u rite!!
Heroin : Hey, can u do me a favour
Hero : *smiles* sure, y not.
Heroin : Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime number, given N. would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? plzzz. You know its real urgent for me to work this out :)
Hero : hey, thats a one-hour's work. Sure check ur mail in an hour from now..ok?
Heroin : WASTE-FELLOW, THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!! YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!
Posted by: Giri K At: 9, Jun 2004 8:27:46 PM IST
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