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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Pakistanis | |
| Got to laugh for some time after reading the jokes. They are very interesting. Try to add some more of them soooooooooon.
Regards
Bhanu
Posted by: Mrs. Bhanu Gullapalli At: 11, Feb 2002 12:28:29 PM IST
Q : What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?...
) A : Problem...
) Q : What do you call 10 Pakis
) on the moon?...
) A : Problem...
) Q : What do you call 100 Pakis on the moon?...
) A : Problem...
) Q :What do you call all the Pakis on the
) moon?...
) A : ................ Problem Solved!
)
) *************************************
) A big Sardar walked into a bar with his pet tiger
) on a leash and asked the
) bartender, "Do you serve Pakistanis here?".
) Sure we do," replied the bartender.
) Good," said the Sardar .
) Give me a beer, and one Pakistani for my tiger."
)
) *************************************
) One day, as the taxi driver was driving along he
) saw a priest looking for a ride. He pulled the
) taxi over.
) He asked the priest, "Where are you going,
) Father?"
) I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road,"
) replied priest.
) No problem, Father! I'll get you there. Get in."
) The happy priest climbed in and the taxi driver
) continued down the road.
) Suddenly the Sardar (Sikh gentleman) saw a
) Pakistani walking down the road
) and instinctively he swerved to hit him.
) But then he remembered there was a priest in the
) car with him, so at the
) last minute he swerved back away, narrowly
) missing the Pakistani. However
) even though he was
) certain he missed the Paki , he still heard a
) loud "THUD". Not understanding where the
) noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and
) when he didn't see anything,
) he turned to the
) priest and said, I'm sorry Father. I almost hit
) that Pakistani"
) That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with
)
) the door!"
)
) **************************************
) Three guys, a Pak, a Sri Lankan and an Indian are
)
) out walking together one day.
) They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out
) of it.
) "I will give you each one wish, that's three
) wishes
) total" says the Genie.
) The Sri Lankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad
) was a farmer, and my son will also
) farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
) Sri Lanka."
) With a blink of the Genie's eye,'FOOM' the land
) in Sri Lanka was forever made fertile for
) farming.
) The Paki was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
) around Pakistan, so that no foreigners can come
) into our
) precious state." Again, With a blink of the
) Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around
) Pakistan.
) The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell
) me
) more about this wall." The
) Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet
) high, 50 feet thick and completely
) surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or
) out." The
) Indian says, "My wish is
) that you fill it up with water."
)
) *************************************
) Ashraf, the Pakistani went to London's
) Heathrow airport to buy his ticket back
) home to Rawalpindi . At the counter he found
) that he was 10 pence short of the
) fare.
) Having no other way out, he turned to all the
) other passengers and begged.."
) Will someone please give me 10 pence? I badly
) want to go back and meet my Abba
) and Ammi again!"
) "Here" said a Sardarji , reaching into his
) wallet and handing him one Pound
) "..keep the change and take nine of your
) countrymen
) with you!"
)
) *************************************
) There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that
) came down from a plane. Ten were
) Pakis, and one was a Sardar . They all decided
) that one person should get off
) because if they didn't then the rope would
) break and everyone would die. No
) one could decide who should go, so finally the
) Sardar said, "I'll get off."
) After a really touching speech from the Sardar
) saying he would get off, all of
) the Pakis started clapping.
) Problem solved.
) *************************************
) What happened when there was a power cut at
) the Karachi airport?
) Thousands of Pakistanis were stuck on the
) escalator.
)
) A Paki news editor got 20 years in prison for
) calling the Prime Minister a fool,
) 5 years for the scandal and 15 for revealing a
) state secret!
)
) Did you hear about the 747 jets which Crashed
) into a cemetery in Karachi?
) The Pakistani officials have so far Recovered
) 3000 bodies.
)
) Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who
) asked to be buried at sea?
) Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.
)
) What do you do if you run over a Paki ?
) Reverse and make sure.
)
) *************************************
) Banta was in the army. During the war with
) Pakistan, Banta used his
) intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers.
) He would hide behind the bushes
) and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan
) the soldier named Imran
) Khan would get up to say "I am here !" Then
) Banta would shoot him down. This
) went on till Banta almost wiped out all the
) soldiers
) single handedly!
) Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that
) Banta
) was killing all his
) soldiers by fooling them. So he decided to use
) Banta's own method to kill him
) and started calling him names like Banta etc.
) Banta realizing that the
) Pakistani was using his trick, suddenly says
) "Who called me?" and the
) Commander gets up to say "I called you."
) Banta shoots him down!
) *************************************
) A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of
) very fancy clean streets of
) Delhi (India) found himself needing a toilet
) badly.
) After a long search he could not find any. And
) eventually couldn't control and chose a
) silent corner of a clean street to relieve
) himself.
) Once he had just started, a police official
) approached him,
) Hey, What do you think you're doing here?
) Pakistani tourist: sorry I have to "P"
) Police: No PP here okay? Follow me...
) The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden
)
) nearby with lots of grass,
) flowers and singing birds around....
) Policeman: PP here.. have a nice day the
) policeman said.
) Pakistani tourist: Oh sir ... that is very nice
) of you, is this Indian courtesy?
) Policeman: No...
) this is Pakistani Embassy !!
)
)
)
)
) *************************************************************
)
) Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter
) planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for
) training.
) Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese
) trainer, even fools should be able to operate it!
) You press this button to go up, this one to go
) left and this one for turning right!"
) But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath
) Pasha.
) Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian
) Air Force!*
) *************************************
)
) A brain tumour patient with terminal disease was
) informed that he needed an immediate brain
) transplant operation.
) The surgeon told him, "You can have an Indian
) brain for $10,000 dollars or an American's for
) $5,000 dollars or I can give you 10 gms. of a
) Paki's brain for $100,000 dollars."
) The patient asked, "Why is the Paki's brain so
) much more expensive than the
) others?"
) Well," replied the surgeon, "we have to go
) through a lot of Pakistanis to
) find 10 gms of brain."
Posted by: Mr. Rajasekhar Bhogi At: 9, Feb 2002 2:10:14 AM IST
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