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LA LOO JOKES
* What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ?
La loo
* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and LasVegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
* Laloos family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year"
* At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
* After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.
To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS
THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"
* Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese delegates were quite impressed with Bihar and they stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inefficient," he stated "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"
* A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
"Marriage" answered La-Loo.
Posted by: Mr. Kalyan Chakravarthy At: 29, Jun 2004 2:50:33 AM IST
Laloo, Rabri and their son were returning from south by train. Laloo was occupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son the topmost berth in the train compartment.
The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate.
When Laloo and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth. Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to help.
The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English.
Laloo explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."
Posted by: Mr. Kalyan Chakravarthy At: 29, Jun 2004 2:26:36 AM IST
:)
Posted by: Mr. Raj Raj At: 29, Jun 2004 0:12:02 AM IST
Subject: Business-Laloo Ishtyle!!!
Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son
Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo: "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...... Yes"
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani: "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo: "But this young man is a vice-president of the
World Bank."
Ambani: "Ah, in that case.....Yes"
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World
Bank. Laloo : "I have
a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President:"But I
already
have more vice-presidents than I need."
Laloo: "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case.......Yes."
This is how business is done!!!
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 26, Jun 2004 10:59:31 AM IST
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