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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | ANDHRAITES | |
| MALAYALEES
) One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop.
) Two Malayalees is a boat race.
) Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.
) Four Malayalees is an oil slick.
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) TAMILIANS
) One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler.
) Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad.
) Three Tamilians is a classical music school.
) Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club.
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) ANDHRAITES
) One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.
) Two Andhraites is a spice shop.
) Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
) Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry.
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) BENGALIS
) One Bengali is a sweet shop.
) Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie.
) Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support group.
) Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement.
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) RAJASTHANIS
) One Rajasthani is a cattle-seller.
) Two Rajasthanis is a mason.
) Three Rajasthanis is a puppetry outfit.
) Four Rajasthanis is a dance-drama.
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) GOANS
) One Goan is Remo Fernandes.
) Two Goans is a Feni distillery.
) Three Goans is a football club.
) Four Goans is an all-night-long party.
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) MANGALOREANS
) One Mangalorean is a betel-nut seller.
) Two Mangaloreans can't stand one another.
) Three Mangalorean is a Udupi restaurant.
) Four Mangaloreans is a fanatical Konkani Sabha.
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) BOMBAYITES
) One Bombayite is a hawker.
) Two Bombayites is a film industry.
) Three Bombayites is a bustling slum.
) Four Bombayites is the rush-hour train crowd.
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) MAHARASHTRIANS
) One Maharashtrian is a bus conductor.
) Two Maharashtrians is a kabaddi player.
) Three Maharashtrians is a pickle factory.
) Four Maharashtrians is a Shiv Sena Shakha.
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) GUJARATIS
) One Gujarati is a share broker in a Mumbai train.
) Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai train.
) Three Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Mumbai train.
) Four Gujaratis is a bhajan singing session in a Mumbai
) train.
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) SARDARJIS
) One Sardarji is a truck-driver.
) Two Sardarjis is a roadside dhaba.
) Three Sardarjis is a terrorist outfit.
) Four Sardarjis are always found in jokes.
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) SINDHIS
) One Sindhi is a currency racket.
) Two Sindhis is a papad factory
) Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop.
) Four Sindhis is stock exchange.
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) BIHARIS
) One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav.
) Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad.
) Three Biharis is a caste killing.
) Four Biharis is the total literacy rate in the state.
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) BHAIYYAS
) One Bhaiyya is a milkman.
) Two Bhaiyyas is a chanawala (or panipuri wala).
) Three Bhaiyyas is a temple-destruction squad.
) Four Bhaiyyas is a halwai shop.
) (And 12 Bhaiyyas is one SMALL, happy family).
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) KASHMIRIS
) One Kashmiri is a boatman.
) Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory.
) Three Kashmiris is a tourist agency.
) Four Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit.
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) KANNADIGAS
) One Kannadiga is a coffee estate.
) Two Kannadiga is a Udupi restaurant.
) Three Kannadiga is a pepper powder factor.
) Four Kannadiga is an anti-Cauvery squad.
Posted by: Mr. Rajasekhar Bhogi At: 13, Feb 2002 11:13:07 PM IST
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