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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | ???...funny, True Computers tags??? | |
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Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 5, Jul 2004 6:50:57 PM IST
lolz
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 5, Jul 2004 10:54:10 AM IST
Hi all,
abt our dearest computers, sharing some funny... or facts?
just go thru,
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
A user friendly computer first requires a friendly user.
COFFEE.EXE Missing---Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
Computers are a more fun way to do the same work you'd have to do without them.
Crashing is the only thing windows does quickly.
Don't document the program; program the document.
Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.
Don't let the computer bugs bite!
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button.
Keyboard not connected, press F1 to continue.
MACINTOSH stands for Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs.
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
Mommy! The cursor's winking at me!
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"
No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not get heavier.
Of course I know how to copy disks. Where's the xerox machine?
Press any key...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue....
The program is absolutely right; therefore the computer must be wrong.
The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'.
The Queue Principle: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
Warning, keyboard not found. Press Enter to continue.
Windows 3.1 not found: (C)heer, (P)arty, (D)ance?
Windows is NOT a virus. Viruses DO something.
WINDOWS stands for Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
You are making progress if each mistake is a new one.
You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.
You forgot to do your backup 16 days ago. Tomorrow you'll need that version.
You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
(courtesy: Computer tags mEdhaavulu )
Posted by: Sri Moukthika At: 5, Jul 2004 10:02:56 AM IST
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