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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Now lets kill the lion... | |
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Posted by: Pallavi At: 16, Aug 2004 4:22:45 PM IST
Pallavi method: Tell all these to Lion. It won't sustain till the last.
Posted by: Rama Padala At: 16, Aug 2004 11:15:00 AM IST
Now lets kill the lion...
Ø Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live
in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Ø Ramarajan Method :
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die notwithstanding
that heavy weight.
Ø Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's
sleeping !
Ø Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room
with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion
will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Ø Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each
other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First
lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But
2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the
forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also
u wont !
Ø Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Ø Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Ø Menaka Gandhi method:
Save ! the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables
continuously.
Ø George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
Ø Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Posted by: Pallavi At: 11, Aug 2004 11:32:01 AM IST
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