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| sardarji lani pattukunnaremiti
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 21, Feb 2002 4:26:29 PM IST
aman garila joke ni joke tho cut cheyyalenu kani bagundhi
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 21, Feb 2002 4:18:27 PM IST
bagundhi
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 21, Feb 2002 4:09:29 PM IST
nice
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 21, Feb 2002 4:05:32 PM IST
bagundhi
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 21, Feb 2002 3:59:31 PM IST
There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. After considerable discussion they finally decided to start a hotel.They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer.The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up.The story was the same the next day. A week passed,but nobody turned up.
WHY ? ..........
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B'coz there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed"
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars waited
that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days, a week but no car came to their garage.
WHY ? ...
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B'coz their garage was on the first floor.
After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving.They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew
past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi.They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati ShivajiTerminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi.
WHY ?
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B'coz all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi!!
All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb an decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi.They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move.They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge.
WHY ?
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B'coz two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.
:-)
BB
Posted by: Mr BachelorBabu , ChirunavvuTho At: 19, Feb 2002 10:10:44 PM IST
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