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| thelisindha nenu avaro
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 21, Feb 2002 4:44:22 PM IST
ippati varaku theleenatlu
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 21, Feb 2002 4:38:43 PM IST
emo mari
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 21, Feb 2002 4:34:22 PM IST
alaga ayethe ok
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 21, Feb 2002 4:20:37 PM IST
meerandharu vundaga nenentha
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 21, Feb 2002 4:16:48 PM IST
grahinchamu
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 21, Feb 2002 4:11:26 PM IST
sare emi chesthamu
Posted by: Mr. Rao At: 21, Feb 2002 4:06:48 PM IST
A man will pay 2 rupees for a 1 rupee item he needs.
A woman will pay 1 rupee for a 2 rupees item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.
Bachelors Sreyobhilaashi,
Bachelor Babu
Posted by: Mr BachelorBabu , ChirunavvuTho At: 21, Feb 2002 3:52:26 PM IST
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