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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Mind Test | |
| WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
ANSWER:- BREAD....
IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND
YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....
IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO
QUESTION 2
(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....WHAT DO
COWS DRINK?
ANSWER:- "WATER"
IF YOU SAID "MILK", THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT
TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN
CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I
SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
(Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE
HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE
OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK
BRICKS....WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
ANSWER:- "GLASS"
IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION
4
(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER
THE OLD COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL,
THE PILOT REALISING THAT THE LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS
FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT
UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE
PLANE CRASHES SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS
LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD
YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR
IN "NO MANS LAND"?
ANSWER:- YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS"
IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE ABOVE
THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE
SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO
QUESTION 5.
(Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A
DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE
HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
ANSWER:- "1 DEGREE"
IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE
ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS
FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, DO YOU THINK YOU
CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST
QUESTION
(Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR**
YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN
(WALES).
IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS,
IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF,16 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON
THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVE BUS DEPOT.....
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
ANSWER:-"YOUR NAME". READ THE FIRST LINE
Posted by: Mr. Rajasekhar Bhogi At: 23, Feb 2002 2:00:26 AM IST
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