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| too good anjali..lol
Posted by: Vijay At: 15, Oct 2004 9:35:25 PM IST
very good one anjali
Posted by: Mr. Nagesh Babu Adari At: 15, Oct 2004 9:11:36 PM IST
For me 6 /19 nice.
Anjali posted good one.
Posted by: Jasmine Meera At: 15, Oct 2004 8:52:52 PM IST
Hahahahaha...LOLz
Posted by: UK At: 15, Oct 2004 8:08:50 PM IST
What those words on your yearly performance reviews REALLY mean:
1. Outgoing Personality - Always going out of the
office
2. Great Presentation Skills - Able to Bullshit
3. Good Communication Skills - Spends lot of time on
phone
4. Work is First Priority - too ugly to get a date
5. Active Socially - Drinks a lot
6. Independent Worker - No body knows what he/she does
7. Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses
8. Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision
9. Uses logic on difficult jobs - Gets someone else to
do it
10. Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English
11. Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker
12. Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has louder
voice
13. Exceptionally Good Judgement - Lucky
14. Keen Sense of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
15. Career Minded - Back Stabber
16. Loyal - can't get a job anywhere else
17. Plans for Promotion/Advancement - Buys drinks for
all boys
18. Of Great Value to the Organization - Gets to work
on time
19. Relaxed Attitude - Sleeps at desk
Posted by: Ms. Anjali Reddy At: 15, Oct 2004 8:00:21 PM IST
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