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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Nice Definitions | |
| hi sreedevi & mamatha
why u dint reply to me....
Posted by: Mr chandra sekhar At: 28, Feb 2002 11:34:14 AM IST
some of ur statements are wrong!!
Posted by: Mr chandra sekhar At: 25, Feb 2002 7:18:15 PM IST
hi Sreedevi & mamatha
i want to make friendship with u both
Posted by: Mr chandra sekhar At: 25, Feb 2002 7:14:16 PM IST
Sreedevi,
It would have been nice, if you could have sent a message to mamata, instead of broadcasting it as it does not interest others.
Posted by: Mr sankara rao bhogi At: 23, Feb 2002 6:56:32 PM IST
hi mamatha i want to make friendship with u
Posted by: Ms sreedevi reddy At: 23, Feb 2002 4:38:49 PM IST
never mind, as you wish.
Posted by: Ms Mamatha Reddy Vuyyuru At: 23, Feb 2002 1:50:08 PM IST
Mamata,
If you don't mind, I want to change the IT Professional definition slightly, so that you too don't escape from that definition.
28. IT Professional: Who gets paid to write and read these kind of mails.
Posted by: Mr sankara rao bhogi At: 23, Feb 2002 12:48:35 PM IST
1. Cigarette : A Pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
2. Divorce : Future tense of Marriage .
3. Lecture : An art of transferring information from notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.
4. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
5. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he/she got the biggest piece.
6. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by a feminine water power...
7. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage .
8. Conference room : A place everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
9. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
10. Smile : A Curve that can set a lot of things straight.
11. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
12. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
13. Etc. : The sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
14. Committee : Individual who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together .
15. Experience : The name men give it to their mistakes .
16. Atom bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
17.Pilosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
18. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
19 Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
20. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway
" See I am not injured yet ".
21. Pessimist : A person who says that O is last letter of RO instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY.
22. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
23. Father : A banker provided by nature.
24. Criminal : A guy no different from rest except that he got caught.
25. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
26. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
27. Bank Cashier : The richest person in the world if all the money he counted during his lifetime was his !!
28. IT Professional: Who gets paid to read these kind of mails.
Posted by: Ms Mamatha Reddy Vuyyuru At: 23, Feb 2002 11:42:53 AM IST
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