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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm thats interesting!!!!!!!!! How do u know that a couple of my teeth is uneven NTVoDU? Its definitely not visible in the fotograph on my profile and its not possible to make it out unless u spent a few hours with me in person :O I can conclude that u are one among those dudes who met me recently but may I know what your regular id is in case the info aint confidential? Mez obvioulsy lil confused :(

Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 8, Nov 2004 3:50:19 AM IST
allahO ! akbar !!! How to read this? hE raam ! chaala kasthapaddanu aaman !! u kept my mind busy to read this!!!!!!! baagundi !!@Mrowdy p.s: post this in time-pass article!!!

Posted by: Jasmine Meera At: 1, Nov 2004 1:11:35 PM IST
Don't skip this because it looks weird. Believe it or not you can read it. Try it. _____________________________________________ I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers ina wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and U awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 1, Nov 2004 11:47:38 AM IST
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 1, Nov 2004 11:22:31 AM IST ----- U can creat ur own style ,and u got good sense of humour too !!!!!!!Try.

Posted by: Jasmine Meera At: 1, Nov 2004 9:37:56 AM IST
Submit this also in Humour very good one!!!!!! ___________________________ I can't .... for that article is not mine and I cant claim someone elsez cretive work to me mine :(

Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 1, Nov 2004 9:22:31 AM IST
hahaha malak. :D

Posted by: విజయ్ At: 31, Oct 2004 10:53:36 PM IST
Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 31, Oct 2004 6:38:15 PM IST ------ Submit this also in Humour very good one!!!!!!

Posted by: Jasmine Meera At: 31, Oct 2004 10:43:31 PM IST
*/My wife is rather delicate so she can't attend regularly. It is almost a year since she last went. Naturally it pains her very much not to be able to go more often. / * ----- ROFL.........ROFL........@MRowdy Every body laughing at my home !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-)

Posted by: Jasmine Meera At: 31, Oct 2004 7:50:53 PM IST
This may not be a spelling mistake but itz a classic case of misunderstanding .. ( an old one though .. must have been written sometime in 1994 .. Dont remember whether I posted it on TP already) _____________________________________________ An English Lady, while visiting India was looking for a room, and asked the Schoolmaster if he could recommend any. He took her to see several rooms, and when everything was settled the lady returned home to make final preparations to move. The thought suddenly occured to her that she had not seen a "W.C" (Water-closet,Toilet) around the place. So she immediately wrote a note to the schoolmaster asking him if there was a "WC" around. The schoolmaster was a very poor student of English, so he asked the Parish Priest if he could help him in the matter. Together they tried to discover the meaning of the letters "WC", and the only solution they could find for the letters was "Wayside-Chapel". The Schoolmaster then wrote the following note to the English lady:- The Letter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Madam, I take great pleasure in informing you that the "WC" is situated nine miles from the house in the centre of a grove of Pine trees surrounding lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people, and it is open on Sundays and Thursdays only. As there are a great number of people expected during the Summer months, I would suggest that you come early, although there is usually plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation, particularly if you are in the habit of going regularly. You will, no doubt, be glad to hear that a number of people bring their own lunch, and make a day of it, while others just arrive in time. I recommend that your ladyship go on Thursday, when there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard anywhere. It may interest you to know that my daughter was married in the "WC" and it was there she met her husband. I can remember the rush there were for seats. It was wondertful to see the expressions on their faces. The newest attraction is a bell donated by a wealthy resident in the district. It rings every time a person enters. A bazaar is to be held to provide plush seats for all, since the people feel that it is long needed. My wife is rather delicate so she can't attend regularly. It is almost a year since she last went. Naturally it pains her very much not to be able to go more often. I shall be delighted to reserve the best seat for you, if you wish, where you will be seen by all. For the children there is a special time and place, so that they will not disturb the elders. Hoping to have been some service to you, I remain, Sincerely yours, The Headmaster.

Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 31, Oct 2004 4:38:15 PM IST
How Dare Meera, Aman ne antava? ----- AMAN SERA instead of WOMAN'S ERA.!!!!!! CHIKATI GARDENS (correct spelling CHIKOTI GARDENS) HYDRABAD (correct spelling HYDERABAD) ANDHERA PRADESH (correct spelling ANDHRA PRADESH) note: ANDHERI in Mumbai is a posh place.

Posted by: Jasmine Meera At: 31, Oct 2004 1:09:42 PM IST
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