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| dil diya tha hamne usko dildar samajhkar
pyar kiya tha usko sapna samajhkar
hame kya pata tha vo bewafa niklegi
usne hamara dil toda bekar samajhkar
Posted by: Murali za az At: 29, Jul 2005 8:53:16 PM IST
rok do mere janaze ko
meri jaan laut aayi hai
zara mud ke dekho yaaro
daru ki dukaan aayi hai...
Posted by: Murali za az At: 1, Jul 2005 7:02:28 PM IST
kabhi hosla bhi bada liya karo.
kabhi gum mai bhi muskura ya karo.
are na samaj agar saatve deen bhi khuzli na jaye to.
aathve deen naha liya karo
Posted by: Murali za az At: 21, Jun 2005 7:56:34 PM IST
Woh Kehte Hain Mat Piyo Itna , Behosh Ho Jaoge
Kaun Unhe Samjhaaye, Hum To Pee Ke Hosh Mein Aate Hain
Posted by: Murali za az At: 16, Jun 2005 11:27:09 PM IST
A girl and boy were dating for a year, they decided to get married. while one thing was bothering the boy, girl's younger sister. She wore mini skirts and tempting the boy. She asked the boy to come over for selecting the wedding card, she said she was ready for any fun. The boy was in total shock and could not say a word.The boy opened the door and stepped out of the house& walked straight towards the car.
My future father in law was standing there with tears in his eyes. He hugged the boy and said, "we are very happy that you have passed the test, welcome to the family"
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:KEEP CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR
Posted by: DoBoy At: 14, Jun 2005 1:08:36 PM IST
bhaite bhaite kamre main kar raha tha press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gaya dress
Posted by: Murali za az At: 9, Jun 2005 1:11:53 AM IST
Yaad aati hai tumhari, sir dhooktaa hai mera
Hawa bhi jab chalti hai, badan totataa hai mera.
Tum sung jiya to kaise jaye jiya,
Ab aur jhadoo-belan na maro
Posted by: Murali za az At: 3, Jun 2005 11:49:59 PM IST
Suraj bana to Badal bane
Chand bana to Tare bane
Husn bana to Deewane bane
kuch to hai baat app mai
yoon hi to nahi pagal khane bane
Posted by: Murali za az At: 3, Jun 2005 8:12:13 PM IST
rath nahi tho chand kaha se ayage
mera bibi nahi tho bacho kaha se ayegha
Posted by: Mr. The Fountainhead (A.K.A Fake ID) At: 2, Jun 2005 7:37:02 PM IST
thorasa pyaar hua hai thora hai baki
taang to tut chuki sir ka foot na hai baki
Posted by: Murali za az At: 2, Jun 2005 7:20:29 PM IST
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