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I lost all my senses Mr Bharkar, to comment on it!

Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 27, Dec 2004 10:35:49 AM IST

clap clap :)) man again with climax. once more :))) Alluri sitarama raju to vadilesadu. inka nayam aa kallaloninchi NTR ni rappinchaledu. full LOLs nil jaks...:)))))))))

Posted by: Mr. Nagesh Babu Adari At: 26, Dec 2004 5:19:42 AM IST

hi swetha.. deenike rofl.. ayite neeku vijayender varma climax scene cheppalsinde :)) balakrishna vilion vanka yerraga choostaadu.... fight expect chestunaara??? .. piccholaara....maamule malla balakrishna twist icchadu..ee sari bayankarameina twist :)) balakrishna kantilonchi yerraga mantalu vastaayi ...:)) akkadithoo... aagaledu... aa kallalonchi sivalingaalu kooda vastaayi :)) next mangala haarathalu.... next THRISULAAALU kooda vastaayi ... abbooo aa kallalonchi ... vaati madylonchi.. nadichi vastu vuntaadu balakrishna vilion vaipu...appudu manodu subhash chandra bosh.. la maaruthaadu ..... maru kshanam lo... bagath singh la maaruthaaaduu... akkaditho aagaledu.... last ki ALLURI SEETHARAAMA RAJULA maari.... BHAANALU VESTAADU.. vilion meedaku... :)) ela jarugutaadi climax fight .. IODEX kaavala ... ??

Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 26, Dec 2004 1:15:16 AM IST

rofl..Good one Nil

Posted by: Swetha At: 21, Dec 2004 8:34:34 PM IST

Can be nominated for Grammy / Noble peace award for composing the big volume.

Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 21, Dec 2004 7:26:33 PM IST

Lights off chesaaru. Baalayya abhimaanulantha Gola Chesthu Pandaga chesukuntunnaru. Picture start ayyindhi. Kashmir border ki 10 km ani raasaaru. Anthe first scene sanchalanam. Terrorists antha telugu lo anargalamgaaa maatladukuntunnaru. Vokkadiki kuda hindi vachinattu ledhu. Balayya fans whistles vesthune vunnaru. Ventane scene maarindhi. Pakisthan lo ani raasaru. Akkada same position. Pakisthan lo kuda evariki hindi raadhu. andharu telugu lo maatladukuntunnaru. Vijayendra varma ni elagaina champaali ani villain annadu. Balayya fans whistles vesthunnaru. Malli scene maarindhi. Gudem loki vachesindhi scene. ikkada bhayankaramaina twist. Pakisthan lo, kashmir lo telugu maatladukuntunnaru kaabatti andhra pradesh lo telugu maatladukoremo anukunnadu rajesh. kaani ikkade bhale twist. ikkada kuda telugu lo maatladukuntunnaru. Balayya Introduction 500 feet height gala Hill nu balayya ekkuthu vuntaadu. Mission Impossible 2 lo hero introduction appudu ela ekkuthaado alaaga. Balayya aa konda nunchi ee kondaki, ee konda nunchi aa kondaki egiri dhukuthu vuntaadu. Balayya fans whistles kodhiga taggayi. But 10rs ticket daggara baaga whistles vesthunnaru. Endhukante vaallaki adhi graphics ane teliya ledhu. kaani 35 rs abhimaanulu maathram kanipettesaaru. endhu kante konda kadhuluthu vuntundhi. kondalo nunchi vache water maathram kadhaladhu. endhukante adhi picture kaabatti. Voka pakka laya devudini vedukuntoo vuntundhi. thana bhartha kshemanga tirigi raavalani. Balayya endhuku antha saaahasaaniki vodikattado manandhariki tension. ikkada malli pedha twist. Inthakee balayya antha kashtapadi endhuku 500 feet konda ekkuthaado telusa. Thana kuthuru penchukune rabbit ni eagle ethukuni poyyuntundhi. Adhi konda meedha vundhani balayya ki ela telusani meeru adigithe pirra meedha thantha. balayya ki telusthundhi anthe. Kundhelu teesukuni vasthaadu balayya. Balayya fans malli whistles vesaaru. Anthe Laya tho first song. Adhiri poyye fast song anukunnaru kadhu. ikkada malli twist. Bhayankaramaina Slow song. Bala krishna gudem loki rowdeelu vasthaaru. Gudem lo vunde aada pillalan! u ethuku pothuntaaru. Andharu balayya ni help aduguthaaru. Balayya fans whistles vesthu vunnaru. Balayya daggara jeep vuntundhi. Kathi vuntundhi. Ee pichi rajesh jeep lo velli kathi tho villains champuthaadu ani anukunnadu. But balayya appati kappude Villu thaayaaru chesthaadu. villans Jeep vellipothu vuntundhi. Balayya villu thayaaru chesi ventane baanam tho jeep driver ni champesthaadu. Baanam ela vachindhi anthe malli pirra meedha thantha. Ventane jeep vesukuni velli rowdeelanu thanthaadu. Malli laya tho song. Slow song anukunnaru kadhu. Pichollara. fast song. Inko twist cheppana. fast song ayina steps vundavu. Anthe Balayya ki voka doubt thanu evvaru. asalu Villu ela thaayaaru chesaadu. Asalu thanu jeep ela tholaadu. Antha mandhi villains ni ela kottadu ani. Ventane aa gudem lo vaallani aduguthaadu. Laya appudu chepthundhi. Pichollara Flash back kaadhu. balayya gudem lo ki water lo kottukoni vachadani. Bulle! ts gaayam ayyayani. Ee vishayam chepithe balayya malli vellipothadani cheppaledhu ani cheputhundhi. Enti confusion ga, thikka thikka ga vundha. Iraga thantha. Chadivithe ne ila vunte chuse maa sangathenti. chachinattu chadhavandi. Balayya fans malli whistles vesaaru. endhukante flash back emanna vuntundhemonani. But emi lekapoyyetappaki nirasa paddaru. Asalu sangathi marchipoyya. Dhaani mundhara Voka bumper scene vundhi. Cinemaa ki vachina vallaku christmas special offer. Adhentante...... Voka lorry Gudem lo ki vachesthundhi. lorry gudem lo ki endhuku vachindhi ani nannu adagodhu. Naaku kopam vasthundhi. Aa driver food poisoning ayyi chaala bhadha paduthu vuntaadu. Ventaane laya, pillalu meedha ki lorry vachesthundhi. chaala down ga vuntundhi aa pradhesamantha. ikkada naakemo tension. laya chachipothundhemo nani. balayya rope teesthaadu. bahusa rope tho aaputhaademo nanukunna. But balayya mamula twist ichadu. rop! e ni pakkana padesi. veduru bongulutho lorry ni aapesthaadu. 10rs lo whistles, papers, tickets...25,35rs lo maathram calm ga vunnaru. Endhuko telusa your honour, Ilaanti scenes palanaati brahma naidu ni silver jubilee chesaayani balayya abhimaanulaku telusu. Ippudu malli inko twist. Aa driver ki punjabi tappithe inkemi raadhu. athaniki aa basha thappa inkemi raadhu. Ventane balayya athanitho punjabi lo maatladu thaadu. Anthe andharu surprise avuthaaru. Nenu kuda Nenu kuda... Inko twist ento telusa balayya kuda aascharya pothadu thanaku punjabi ela vacho nani. Laya ni aduguthaadu. Laya ki kuda teleedhu kadha gatham. Balayya emo gatham marchipoyyuntaadeye. Ikkada meeko pichi doubt vachundaale. Gatham marchipoyyi nappudu punjabee kuda marchipovaali kadha ani. Vachindha. Vasthe indhaaka cheppagaa pirra..... Sare Interval bang gurinchi cheppali. Ninna evado vokadu db lone. Gudem episode bore. but ! comedy chaala baagundhi. Interval bang excellent annadu. ok gudem episode bore kadha. athanu correct gaane raasaadu anukunna. Comedy sangathi cheppanakkarledhu. Meeru chusthune vunnaru. Interval bang excellent annadu. ponile baaguntundhi anukunna. malli twist. story lo ki vedadham. balayya water lo kottu koni vachinappudu athani shirt chupisthundhi. Bade miya tailors ani vuntundhi. ventane hyderabad ki vellipothadu balayya. thana gatham telusu kovataaniki. But akkada voorantha maaripoyyuntundhi. Sangeetha entrance. Adbuthamaina Comedy ane sentiment scenes. ventane song. Sangeetha song is ok. Sangeetha B tv lo pani chesthu vuntundhi. sangeetha kosam btv ki velthaadu balayya. akkada Bade miya tailors owner ayina Bade miya Btv ki MD (managing director). Tailor managing director ela ayyadu ani adigodhu please. ee vishayam director ke teliyadhu. naakela telusthundhi. Balayya ni Champataaniki try chesthaadu. Balayya tharumu koni charminar daggariki teesukoni velthaadu. Charminar pinunchi vaadu chachipothaadu. Balayya ni ventane police arrest chesthaaru...anukuntunnara pichollara asalu police lu, arrest lu alaanti vi emi vundavu. Evari naina champesthaadu balayya story vadhu. bore. balayya ni arrest cheyyataaniki police malli pichi mohallara..police kaadhu military vaallu vasthaaru. kashmir nunchi kaadhu hyderabad nunche. Asalu military k! ashmir lo vuntundhanukunnaru kadha meerantha. adhantha thappu. Kukatpalli lo vuntaaru. Colnels, jawans, majors antha akkade vundedhi. Inko bhayankaramaina twist cheppana. Military vallaki kuda hindi raadhu. Sikhs kuda Enchakka telugu lo maatladukuntu vuntaaru. Anthe balayya ni arrest cheyya taaniki vachina police sorry military balayya ni chusi avaakkavuthaaru. Andharu salute kodathaaru. Dhantlo kothaga cherina vaallu balayya gurinchi teleedhu kadha. endhuku kottaru ante ee saari pirra meedha kottanu dexnnnnnn GREAT FLASH BACK ......................... Minister son ni Terrorist sons kidnap chesthaaru. Helicoptor lo. H! elicoptor ela vachindhi ani adagadhu. rent ki teesukunnaru. roju baaduga. Terrorists antha "Vugravaadham vardhillali, Terrorism Zindaabad" antu vuntaaru. Bhale comedy. First time naaku navvu vachindhi. Vugravaadham vardhillali ani telugu lo ante adhi hyderabad lo anukuneru. Pakisthan maathru basha kuda teluge. ee episode antha delhi lo jarugu thundhi. Terrorists demand entante Jail lo vunna migatha terrorists ni release cheyyalani. Ventane jail daggara telugu vaallantha, ante vaallu telugu vallo, delhi vallo, pakisthan vaallo teleedhu mothaaniki telugu maatladukuntoo vuntaaru. terrorists release cheyyodhu. desam nasanam ayipothundhi antaaru. but release chestaaru. terrorists release chesthaaru. Helicopter lo teesukuni pothu vundaga. Run away meedha pothu vundaga Balayya entrance. kadhu The Great vijayendra varma entrance. nethina pettukune topi maathram tiyyadu. Entha pedha fight vachina. Ventane Balayya bomb teesthadu anukunnaru kadhu. Ayithe meeru penta lo kaalu vesinatle. Balayya pistol teesi Helicopter tyre ni kaalusthaadu. Tyre peluthundhi anukuntunnaru kadhu. Mimmalni kappetta. Tyre, rimmu, dhaani joi! nts anni voodipothaayi. Ventane inko bullet, malli inko tyre, rimmu, dhaani joints anni voodipothaayi. Adhenti chinna bullet tho ela vooduthaayi ante Graphics tho edhaina saadhyame antaadu swarna subba rao. anthe helicopter pelipothundhi. Andharu chachipotharu anukunnaru kadhu. adhem kaadhu. Helicopter pelithe entha manta vasthundhi naa bondha, stove veliginattu. Andharu kshemanga Bayatapadathaaru. Balayya vallanu arrest cheyyadu. Classs denxxxxxthaadu. India goppadhahooooooo... antaadu. maro class peeke lopale Ventane terrorists longiopothaaru. aa tarvatha picture kodhiga baaguntundhi mama. Ankitha vasthundhi. Balayya meedha concentration poyyindhi. Ankitha ni chusthu gadipesaanu. Story emayyindho teliyadhu. Jeevi kuda adhe maata annadu chudandi. second half 45 minutes ok ani. je! evi ki kuda adhe nachuntundhi. Entha maga budhi. Ankitha ki balayya ki pelli kudhurthundhi. Aa pelliki 1000 mandhi Military vaallu vasthuntaaru. Vallaku holidays ela icharu ante Konda Krishnam raju recommendation meedha vasthuntaaru. 1000 mandhi ki kuda hindi raadhu. Balayya fans whistles...... Villain Aslam bhai gurinchi kodhiga cheppali.... Cinema lo pedha suspense entante Ee aslam bhai kashmir lo vutaado, delhi lo vuntaado, gudem lo vuntaado, hyderabad lo vuntaado artham kaadhu. RTC ekki tiriginattu tiruguthooo vuntaadu pakisthan ki delhi ki, hyderabad ki. Ee villain gaadiki kuda Hindi raadhu. Asalu pakisthan ilakila evadiki hindi raadhu. Ee aslam bhai 1000 mandhi military ni champataaniki train pattalu meedha bomb pettisthaadu. Bala krishna annayya ni kidnap chesi vuntaaru. Bala krishna annayya ante hari krishna no, sr. balayyo anukuneru. kaadhu mana Surya. adhe mana show cinema lo chesilla surya vaadu, balayya annayya. Chudataaniki balayya koduku laaga vunna cinema lo maathram annayya. Ee vishayam Surya ki telisthundhi. Athani voka chethini maathrame villains kattesi vuntaaru. tappinchuku paaripovali kadha andhuku. Inko chethilo elagola kathi vasthundhi. Ventane dhesam kosam kudi chethini narikesukuntaadu. Mani kattu varaku narukkun! te chaalu kadha ante denxxxxtha. Full cheyyi narikesukuntaadu. Chudataaniki baaguntundhi kadha andhuku. Narukkuntu "Ammmmmaaaaaaaa" antaaadu anukuntaaraa mee telivi ki nippetta, Jai bharath antaadu. SULTAN SULTAN SULTAN SULTAN ani chevulaku vinipinchindhi. Ippude voka Terrific episode. Gundelu pindese scene. romaalu nikkapoduchuntaayi meeru kaani ee scene vinte. 1000 military officers train lo vasthuntaaru. Balayya lo CBZ bike lo aa train ni chase chesthaadu. Adhbuthamaina chase. Balayya jump chesi enti train meedhanunchi jump chesi avathala vaipuku velathaadu. Graphics kaadhu bey real ga. endhukante 35rs balayya fans vaallu kuda whistles vesaaru. Aa tarvatha 600 km fast tho bike meedha train ni tharumukuntaadu. dhaadhaapuga driver daggara ki vachesthaadu. Bike 600 km fast ela pothundhamma ani adigaaro mee sangathi cheptha. pothundhi anthe. malli train fast ga vellipothundhi. Balayya burralo light veluguthundhi. Ventane bike ni jump cheyisthaadu. avathala vaipuku anukuntunnara. pichollara. ikkada malli twist. Train paiki. Train meedha bike lo pothaadu balayya. Bogee bogee ki madhya, kappa genthinattu bike ni genthisthaadu balayya. Graphics anukuntunnara. Nammatledha. Iraga denxxxxtha. Cinema chusina vaadini nenu. Naa kallatho nene namma lekapoyyanu. Train brake virigi pothundhi. Endhukante driver gattiga dhaanni laaguthaadu. General Knowledge bit : India lo Train brake a metal tho thaayaaru chesthaaru. A) Plastic. avunu. teligga vuntundhi kadha virigi poyye dhaaniki. Ventane balayya Engine ni, migatha bogeelanu vida teesthadu. Aa tarvatha, train aagipothundhi. 1000 mandhi tappinchukuntaaru. Balayya water lo padipothaadu. Adhanna maata flash back. Laya ni, papa ni villans tarumukuntu vasthaar! u. malli train daggariki vasthundhi laya. Ee saari malli terrific and excellent scene. balayya vallanu rakshistaadu ela go telusa. Train madhya lo laya ni, papani padukobetti thanu padukuntaadu. I mean pattaala meedha padukuntaaru mugguru. dunlop parupu meedha padukunnattu. India lo train kaabatti aduguna emi vundavu rods laantivi. happy ga train vellipothundhi. ikkada bhayankaramaina malupu entante train lo evado vuccxha posthaadu. aa water balayya kantlo paduthundhi. Anthe balayya ki gatham gurthuku vasthundhi. Ee rachayatha vijayendra prasad ni fry chesi tineyyalanipinchentha manchi malupu. Ante vuxcha posthunattu chupincharu. Train madhyalo water evadaina vucxhapostheno, lekapothe gudxxha kadukkunteno padathaayi. aa water tho balayya ki gatham gurthuku vasthundhi.

Posted by: Bahud♥♥rapu Baatasaari At: 21, Dec 2004 3:27:02 PM IST

:)

Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 20, Dec 2004 10:17:02 PM IST

Firstly, i would like to thank Mr.Nill Jaks for providing us such an interesting insight, into each and every detail, of this so claimed super-duper hit :) lol Buss movie, i know that well in advance. I just could visualize the whole movie in front of my eyes, the description of each and every frame was so realistic. Also, think he took out a lot of time to write such creative and interesting stuff about a non-entity hero and movie..hahaha Finally i would like to appreciate jak's guts in writing somethin' like this on Balakrishna (Buss star in tollywood) haha..It really tickled my funny bone to the maximum possible extent. lol rofl

Posted by: Janakiram Lakkapragada At: 20, Dec 2004 9:51:28 PM IST

I'm still laughing :))

Posted by: Malakpet Rowdy At: 20, Dec 2004 9:33:32 PM IST

Now We know who is responsible for Piracy of Indian Movies in Kuwait.

Posted by: Mr. Naaketeleedu Neekenduku At: 20, Dec 2004 8:35:30 PM IST

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