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| Banta had just moved to Chennai. He decided to learn the local language, Tamil, so that he could converse easily with the locals.
So he went to the bookstore and picked up two copies of 'Learn Tamil in Thirty Days'. The shopkeeper enquired, " Sir, is the second copy for your friend?"
"No yaar, I want to learn Tamil in just fifteen days."
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Question: What is the full form of washington D.C.?
Answer: Washington Dot Com
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 1, Aug 2002 2:11:01 PM IST
George Bush:
When you rearrange the letters: He bugs Gore
Dormitory:
When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room
Evangelist:
When you rearrange the letters: Evil's Agent
Desperation:
When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends it
The Morse Code:
When you rearrange the letters: Here come Dots
Slot Machines;
When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in em
Animosity:
When you rearrange the letters: Is no Amity
Mother-in-law:
When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler
(Ha..ha..ha..ha..)
Snooze Alarms;
When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z's
A Decimal Point:
When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes:
When you rearrange the letters: That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two:
When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one
And for the grand finale...
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
It can be rearranged (With no letters left over and
using each letter
only once into: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERN
Posted by: Manjesh Choudhary Gorjala At: 29, Apr 2002 5:17:54 PM IST
Working on the road
A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was about 25 feet behind filling in the old. The men worked right past the fellow with the soft drink and went on down the road. "I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can in a trash container and heading down the road toward the men.
"Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with this digging?"
"Well, we work for the county government, " one of the men said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other is filling it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the county's money?"
"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us--me, Rodney and Mike. I dig the hole, Rodney sticks in the tree and Mike here puts the dirt back."
"Yea," piped up Mike. "Now just because Rodney's sick, that don't mean we can't work, does it?"
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 17, Apr 2002 5:05:50 PM IST
Mother:Naughty girl? Why did you throw stones at Raju?
Daughter:First he threw stones at me, then he started crying.I thought that he wanted his stones back.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 12, Apr 2002 11:30:21 AM IST
Why do people feel stronger on sundays?
Because all other days are weekdays.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 12, Apr 2002 11:20:30 AM IST
Oka musallammani manavaralu adigindhi
Ammamma endhuku nuvvu nidra pothu kooda kallajodu pettukuntavu ani
ammamma cheppindhi, manavarala ee madya kalalu masakaga kanipisthunnaye andhuke kallajodu pettukuntunnanu nidra poye tappudu ani.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 12, Apr 2002 11:12:18 AM IST
Non smoker:I hate cigarette.
Smoker: Mee too, that is why I am burning it out.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 12, Apr 2002 11:03:56 AM IST
DAD:How were your exam questions, son?
SON:Fine, but I had difficulty with the answers.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 11, Apr 2002 5:00:52 PM IST
SON: DAD can you sign your name without looking.
DAD:Yes, I think so.
SON:Good, Now please close your eyes and sign my progress report card.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 11, Apr 2002 4:39:27 PM IST
Which coffee does Jayalalitha hate?
Sunrise,because it is the opposition symbol.
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 11, Apr 2002 1:01:38 PM IST
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