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General Forum: Love | | Mother's DAy -What are U Folks Planning? | |
| Mother taught me about linked lists : Once, for a birthday party, she laid out a treasure hunt of ten hidden clues, with each clue telling where to find the next one, and the last one leading to the treasure. She then gave us the first clue.
Mother understood about parity errors : When she counted socks after doing the laundry, she expected to find an even number and groaned when only one sock of a pair emerged from the washing machine. Later she applied the principles of redundancy engineering to this problem by buying our socks three identical pairs at a time. This greatly increased the odds of being able to come up with at least one matching pair.
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There is an old story that God knew He couldn't be physically present everywhere at once, to show His love for His people, and so He created mothers. That is the difference between centralized and distributed processing.
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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ALL!!!!and ESP to all MOMs IN TP
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Posted by: Mr. Ram Tangirala At: 6, May 2005 5:28:52 PM IST
Mother explained the difference between batch and transaction processing: "We'll wash the white clothes when we get enough of them to make a load, but we'll wash these socks out right now by hand because you'll need them this afternoon."
~amma..i love u..~
Posted by: Mr. Ram Tangirala At: 6, May 2005 5:07:33 PM IST
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