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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | It takes an Italian man make a women feel like a women | |
| hi sdb,BB,Mr,pillars of icecream
Posted by: DoBoy At: 11, Jul 2005 5:59:43 PM IST
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes througha severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go
from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, shestands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to
die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feellike a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgottentheir own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hairand hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his
shirt.....one button at a time.
........No one moves.
.......He removes his shirt.
.......Muscles ripple across his chest.
.......She gasps...
.......He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat...."
Posted by: DoBoy At: 11, Jul 2005 3:33:28 PM IST
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