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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | An intelligent woman and her wants? | |
| aaDavaaLLavani,magavaaLLavani,pakkiMTivaaLLavani,swaarthaM annichoTla,amdariyeMdu unnadi. percentage differs a little.Dont ridicule only ladies.
Snehaji, this is the thing you want to tell no?
Posted by: Mrs. shaloo At: 8, Aug 2005 12:38:41 PM IST
Sneha garu, morning, nice story. U mean it implies to one telugu person on other telugu person or neighbour?
Posted by: DoBoy At: 8, Aug 2005 10:53:35 AM IST
HI, gd mrng, VC ji, Murthy garu, As the mild stroke was 10 fold , we can say that it was almost negligible. Since the woman now had money and beauty, she was out of her mind to think differently.
Posted by: DoBoy At: 8, Aug 2005 10:45:59 AM IST
A mUDO kOrika kOrimdE peiki pampaDAnikE
kadA sArU...
myArEji kAdu gAni peisalunnachOTa parichayAlu pemchukOvAli anEdE..Aryula mATa..:))
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 8, Aug 2005 9:19:44 AM IST
:) aaviDa vidhavaraalu ani elaa anukonTunnaaru adhyakshaa? avi mailD strOk lu kaabaTTi atanu batiki baTTakaTTi iddaruu haayigaa vunnaaru
Do you want to marry her if she is a vidow?
Posted by: Mr. HAYAGREEVA MURTY Rachuri At: 8, Aug 2005 9:08:43 AM IST
"where the widow lives now.???? "
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 7, Aug 2005 11:53:18 AM IST
Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ballinto the woods. She went into the woods to look for itand found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thankyou, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for,your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,"That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,"You do realize that this wish will also make yourhusband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That'sokay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog s aid, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he
will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said,"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess withthem.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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> >The man had a heart attack ten times milder than hiswife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but thinkthey're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy theshow
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; itonly goes to show that
women never listen!!!
Posted by: DoBoy At: 7, Aug 2005 11:29:13 AM IST
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