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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | jokes-zoo | |
| A fellow, unemployed for too long, applied for a job at the city zoo. The zoo had just spent a lot of dough on promoting a prized gorilla which, rather unfortunately, died a few days ago. So the zoo wanted this chap to put on a gorilla suit and act like one. Really hungry and really desperate, he accepted.
Every day he would put on the gorilla suit, hang out in his cage and be the gorilla. The children went crazy and called him "Moonoo". He would sometimes scare the kids, roar at the crowds, and eat bananas. You know, the regular gorilla stuff. Soon, our man became quite popular. He learned to swing from tree to tree holding the branches with just one hand. What fun. But wait. One particularly busy Saturday he was swinging around and accidentally swings over his fence and lands in the lions cage. The lion slowly opens his eyes and sees the gorilla. The lion, with that horribly menacing look, begins to stalk. The lion, now drooling and wide awake, slowly approaches the gorilla who is backed up against the fence. The lion is ready to pounce and devour the gorilla, when our friend starts yelling, "Help! Help! I'm not a gorilla. I'm a man! help, help !!"
Then the lion whispers sternly, "Shut-up you stupid jerk, or we'll both get fired!"
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 26, Mar 2002 11:17:26 AM IST
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