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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Tom Hanks Conversation with BalaKrishna & Jr.NTR | |
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Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 13, Oct 2005 10:57:12 AM IST
Ya better hope the plane doesnt crash and Tom Hanks left with the NTR generation on a deserted island! :P
Posted by: చంటోడు At: 11, Oct 2005 2:11:20 AM IST
na(ma)ndamUri vamSam aanglamlO maaTlaaDaTamaa???????
Posted by: Mr. Indian proud At: 10, Oct 2005 0:16:20 AM IST
LOL jaks..tarakaratna taruvatha kalyan ram aa :)
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 9, Oct 2005 10:26:47 PM IST
:))
Good one
Posted by: venkat suresh chowdary At: 9, Oct 2005 10:04:02 PM IST
:)
Posted by: ★Vinåyåkåm★ chitt♥♥r At: 9, Oct 2005 9:42:15 PM IST
our own Balayya is travelling in a flight and happens
to get a seat beside no other than Tom hanks himself.
but Balayya doesnt know that he is Tom Hanks. their
conversation goes like this -
NBK: hello. (smiles and shakes his head)
Tom Hanks: hi, how do u do
NBK: great. i am returning from nandeeswarudu shooting
in LA
Tom Hanks: really ? cool. i am an actor myself
NBK: i am a great actor
Tom Hanks: says who
NBK: myself
Tom Hanks: (blank face) Good for you. they say i am a
good actor too. i won a couple oscars also
NBK: i won a couple vamsee berkeley awards
Tom Hanks: i can see that
NBK: my father was greatest actor in the world
Tom Hanks: (surprised) dont tell me you are paul
newman's only son
NBK: i am tenth son of NTR
Tom Hanks: who is NTR
NBK: he is the greatest actor in the world
Tom Hanks: wow and all these days i was wondering if
that would be paul newman or peter sellers. can you
name a movie of your father's ?
NBK: superman
Tom Hanks: now you confuse me. i thought christopher
reeves was superman
NBK: acting is in my blood
Tom Hanks: interesting. i have haemoglobin in my blood
NBK: my father was a great actor
Tom Hanks: youve said that before
NBK: ok. theres not much more to talk for me
Tom Hanks: i would love to see some of your work
NBK: (pulls a vhs out of his bag) here watch this
Tom Hanks: what is it
NBK: its my latest movie seema simham . which means
lion of the area
Tom Hanks: interesting. what is it about
NBK: it is about two friends. one of them kills the
others kid. now the
other guy wants to kill this guy's kid. but the fact
is that this one's
kid becomes the other one's kid and in the end they
have the same kid.
Tom Hanks: (turning towards air hostess) can i be
moved to a different
seat please
NBK: (smiles and shakes head)
After conversation with balaiah he moved to a another
seat in the same flight and it happens to be a next
seat of Jr.NTR. EVen Jr.Ntr doesn't that his Tom Hanks
Their conversation goes like this:
Tom Hanks: I couldn't belive that guy was saying his
father "NTR" was the greatest actor in the world.
Jr.NTR: Nandamuri TAraka Rama RAo, NTR, is the
greatest actor in the world and my babai (uncle) is
next to him
Tom Hanks: (with a surprise) Who are you?
Jr.NTR: I am the true successor of the great legend
NTR.
Tom Hanks: Anyway, who are you???
Jr.NTR: NTR is my tata garu: it means his my grand
father. He is always with me even though he is in the
heaven. MY babai....
Tom Hanks: (cuts his conversation and says) Oh God,
are you also an actor?
Jr.NTR: Yes, Even though my babai doesn't talk to me
his blessing are always with me. His movies are
inspired me. My babi and my tata ...
Tom Hanks: (again ineterrupts his talk and he doesn't
want to talk anymore about movies and he wants to
shift the conversation to something else)
ARe you married?
Jr.NTR: NO, but, I fell in love with the beautiful
girl in the world.
TomHankswith a surprise looks) dont tell me you are in
love with KOUrikova
Jr.NTR: No, I am in love with Aarti agarwal
Tom Hanks: Who is she?
JR.NTR: you dont know her (surprise in his face). She
is pretty, I cannot explain it you. But, I promised my
mom and to the industry people that I never propose
her to marry me.
Tom Honks: Why?
Jr.NTR: They think it spoils my carrer.
Tom Hanks: Dont say that Holly wood industry said to
you like that
Jr.NTR: NO Tollywood industry. My tata and my babai
are responsible for raising of tollywood industry to
this level. MY babai acted in two great movies. He
really inspired me......
Tom Honks ( angry, frustrated and cuts his bhajana and
asks): what is your name?
Jr.NTR: NTR, my mother put this name because my tata
and my babai......
Tom Hanks is so confused and ready to get down of that
flight at next stop because the next available empty
seat is besides no other than Mr.Nandamuri Tarakaratna
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 9, Oct 2005 9:03:44 PM IST
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