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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | The conversation bitwin NBK & susmita sen | |
| :p @ rahul,sriradha,bhajana,Gobbemma,Vijay
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 4, Jan 2006 0:45:43 AM IST
LOL Jaks..:)))
Posted by: విజయ్ At: 29, Dec 2005 10:17:01 AM IST
couple of kickers that made me laugh...good one :)
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NBK: You go to idlebrain.com and see my pics. I am dancing with katarnak kaif.
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NBK: But don't worry. I have hair all over my body except on head.
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NBK: u shud see that film. i fight with pakistan.
i don't know hindi no? so i speak telugu with them. they understood.
but public did not understand. thats why it became flop. i wanted to
shoot producer gain but already one case was going on no?
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NBK: why? how much money u want? my producer will pay any
much u want otherwise i will shoot him no?
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 29, Dec 2005 0:18:50 AM IST
Na Paristhithiki emayyindi chakkaga INDIA lo enjoy chesthunna ;)... ayina aa convesration oka sari poorthiga chaduvu.. enduku navvu raadho choosthamu ;).....
manishanna vaadikevadikanna ... navvu vacchiteralsinde ;)
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 28, Dec 2005 11:42:36 PM IST
:)))
nEnu kooDaa mis ayyaanu naakaitE bhalE navvu vachchindi :)))
Posted by: శ్రీరాధ At: 28, Dec 2005 11:36:53 PM IST
haha...I did really miss this one, NJ :)
Posted by: Mr. Rahul Siddharth At: 28, Dec 2005 11:22:32 PM IST
ippuDu unna paristiti mIru ilaanTi kaamen~Ts cheyyaTam sahajamE .. pedda navvu raalE ee krindi link chooDu mIkemanna navvu vastadEmO
http://www.telugupeople.com/discussion/article.asp?id=31048
Posted by: బుజ్జిది At: 28, Dec 2005 11:20:02 PM IST
Old one, but for guys who missed ...
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The conversation bitwin NBK & susmita sen
Hilarious conversation between Balayya and Sushmitha Sen
Nandamuri Bala Krishna (NBK) desperately wanted to rope in the
India's sizzling hot actess susmita sen in his next movie - Ambika
Productions or whatever. So he called up Sush. This is how the
conversation happened--
NBK: Hello sushmitha jee, I am balakrishna
Sush: WHO???
NBK: It is me sush jee, late N.T Rama Rao son. You
don't know me?
Sush: Which one? I heard he's got almost a dozen of
them.
NBK: Even I don't remeber which one. Do you read news
papers?
sush: Yes, I do. why?
NBK: I did shooting last year and it came in all newspapers. It was
shown in TV also
Sush: Oh... So you just started ur career?
NBK: ababa nee yabba. No sush jee. I mean not film shooting. Gun
shooting.
sush: What???? You shot someone?
NBK: Yes. I shot the producer and one more guy. but i shot in the back
seat. So no death happened. You don't worry. I don't shoot heroines
Sush: You shot someone and You still doing films? How come?
Aren't u supposed to be in Jail?
NBK: hahahaha. kya sush jee. tum bhi. I said I have mental.
but in real I dont have mental. I just acted. very big action.
It is in our family.
sush: What is that in your family? Mental????
NBK: No jee. Action is in our family. in our blood.
Sush: oh!
NBK: And they really belived i am mental. hahaha
Sush: You bet. I have already started to believe it.
Nbk: what?
sush: Nothing. You go ahead
NBK: I want u act with me as heroine in my new film.
Sush: Let me see ur pic? where can i see it?
NBK: You go to idlebrain.com and see my pics. I am dancing
with katarnak kaif.
Sush: Yeah. I am there. What do I have to look for?
NBK: I don't know. I don't know internet. My director showed me on
his computer
Sush: Oh! Ok I will find myself. By the way it's katrina kaif
not katarnak kaif
NBK: But I call ker kathi. It is easy for me.
sush: You look very short. How tall are u?
NBK: 5'5"
sush: What?? I am 5'9"
NBK: So what? I wear very high heel shoes. always u dont wear shoes.
Problem solve. You acted in one movie with salman no?
sush: Yeah but he has a great body and u r a fat azz with a big tummy
NBk: That no problem. I never do in-shirt. Always shirt outside only
Sush: Was that a wig u wearing in the pics?
NBK: Yes. I have hair. But not enough for films you know.
But don't worry. I have hair all over my body except on head.
Sush: In all my previous movies i ran my fingers through hero's hair? I
can't do that to u right?
NBK: No problem. You can do with my chest hair. that way it is romantic
also. My fans like my romance very much.
sush: Ok. I wanna know u better. tell me about your last film
NBK: Oh. It is a movie called vijayendra varma. Power of indian.
in that I made lot of actions. u shud see that film. i fight with pakistan.
i don't know hindi no? so i speak telugu with them. they understood.
but public did not understand. thats why it became flop. i wanted to
shoot producer gain but already one case was going on no?
Sush: u spoke in telugu with pakistanis? wow! why you
talking to me in English?
NBK: you very beautiful gal no? thats why. so when u coming hyd for
my film?
sush: whattttt? do u think i am crazy to do a film
with you?
NBK: why? how much money u want? my producer will pay any
much u want otherwise i will shoot him no?
sush: these days telugu songs are being played in channel V and MTV.
what would my friends think abt me if they see me dancing with you?
NBK: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
sush: shut up and go shoot urself.
sush hangs up;
Posted by: Mr. nill jaks At: 28, Dec 2005 11:04:28 PM IST
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