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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | A joke--siri siri | |
| Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Bhola: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Pyarelal: Me too, after u leave.
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Q: How do you recognize Bhola's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Bhola standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Pyarelal: Bhola u'll die.
Bhola: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
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Pyarelal: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Bhola: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Bhola: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Pyarelal: What's he studying?"
Bhola: He's not studying, they are studying him!
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What's Ford?
Bhola: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Bhola: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Pyarelal sent sms to Bhola: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Bhola got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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Bhola: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Pyarelal: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Bhola: I didn't say he got out.
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Bhola (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Pyarelal: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 8, Mar 2006 5:52:03 PM IST
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Bhola: Very long!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 7, Mar 2006 2:31:33 PM IST
Bhola: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Pyarelal: Me too, after u leave.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 7, Mar 2006 2:30:06 PM IST
Sir: bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.
Bachche: nahi khaenge sir.
Sir: kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.
Bachche: theek hai sir.
Sir: jua nahi kheloge.
Bachche: ok sir.
Sir: desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.
Bachche: de denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya?!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 7, Mar 2006 2:27:33 PM IST
Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders
three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room,
drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada, and I'm here in Ludhiana. When they left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
Banta Singh becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the sameway. He orders three Beers and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round,
the bartender says," I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Banta Singh looks confused for a moment, then alight dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he, says, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive".
"Only thing is ---- I've just quit drinking"!!!!!!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 7, Mar 2006 2:25:21 PM IST
Pillale kaani pelli kaaledu.vastava maa intiki?!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 23, Feb 2006 10:57:09 AM IST
pillala ?
Posted by: pc divi At: 22, Feb 2006 5:59:51 PM IST
good jk!!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Feb 2006 5:54:29 PM IST
pelli ayindaa ?
Posted by: pc divi At: 22, Feb 2006 4:45:04 PM IST
I'll give you my heart; I'll open it up,
Will you listen to its small still voice?
For soft and quiet my heart will speak
To the one I'll call my wife.
Did you hear it dear? Did you listen well?
Do you understand what it said?
For deep is the love that it speaks to you,
Deep as the rose is red.
So, take my heart and treat it well
And forever in this life,
Come walk with me, your hand in mine,
The one I'll call my wife.
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 22, Feb 2006 4:30:33 PM IST
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