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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Offbeat n Jokes | |
| hi guys/gals just joined in loved this section ,i have a whole lot of jokes will mail u some
here's the first in series
Just perfect
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon
they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving
conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus
had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the
survivor?
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(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and
there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep
scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if
you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:
Women never listen.
Posted by: Manjesh Choudhary Gorjala At: 16, Apr 2002 6:14:14 PM IST
Hi friends , i am anil just entered and facinated by seeing the offbeat n Jokes
would like to add some.
follows
01. A man will pay rs200 for a rs100 item he needs.
A woman will pay Rs100 for rs200 item that she doesn't need.
02. A woman worries about her future until she gets a husband.
03. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.
04. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
05.Any married man should forget his mistakes, there is no use in two
people remembering the same thing.
06.A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
07.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does
08.The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
09.First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
expecting many such postings , thanks.
Posted by: Mr anilreddy K At: 16, Apr 2002 3:05:08 PM IST
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