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One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered, "No, No, me Banta Singh!" Third one came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"
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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World channel'. How does he know that?"
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Two Singh went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here,"
complained the pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped their sandwiches.
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Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam
was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK!!!"
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Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic.
One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ?" First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying.
The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."
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A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Mr.
Singh, what are you doing?" To this the man replies," Oye, see the board here, "Wash Basin".
Posted by: Mr Telugu Tejam At: 16, Apr 2002 10:55:30 PM IST
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