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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Humour | |
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"Get this," said a guy to his friend, "last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything," his friend asked?
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk again.”
2).How young do I look!!!!!
Vinod’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Vinod replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty, your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" He interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."
3).A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."
Posted by: Mr anilreddy K At: 17, Apr 2002 11:51:09 AM IST
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