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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | sardarjis | |
| : Banta was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Banta used his
: intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the
: bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan the soldier named Imran
: Khan would get up to say "I am here !" Then Banta would shoot him down.
: This
: went on till Banta almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly!
: Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Banta was killing all his
: soldiers by fooling them. So he decides to use Banta's own method to kill)him and starts calling him names like Banta etc. Banta realizing that the
: Pakistani was using his trick, suddenly says "Who called me?" and the Commander gets up to
: say "I called you." Banta shoots him down!
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 12, Jun 2002 7:40:06 PM IST
"Open Glass"
Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 5, Jun 2002 4:04:08 PM IST
"Open Glass"
Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 5, Jun 2002 4:04:06 PM IST
This guy was driving in a car with Santa Singh. He told him to stick his head out the window and see if the blinker worked. Santa stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..'
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 4, Jun 2002 9:57:45 PM IST
A cop pulls up Santa and Banta while they are drunk and driving, and says to the Santa, "What's your name and address?"
"I'm Santa Singh, of no fixed address."
The cop turns to the drunk Banta, and asks the same question.
"I'm Banta Sngh, and I live in the flat above Santa."
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 4, Jun 2002 9:47:11 PM IST
Do u know that Jail singh dont know English.
0/100 always...
Posted by: Mr anilreddy K At: 19, Apr 2002 1:25:34 PM IST
ok,one more joke
are you ready?[reddy]
No, I am Gnani Jail Sing
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 19, Apr 2002 1:21:21 PM IST
nanu serious gaa analaaduga!!!......I never take such things serious...that was just a positive reaction from me..
Posted by: Mr anilreddy K At: 19, Apr 2002 7:30:17 AM IST
ayyo anil reddy garu mimmalini sardharji ana ledhu nenu oka sari marala chadavandi
mee peru lo ne thelusthundhi kadha nenu endhuku antanu alaa just joke ga annanu anthe
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 18, Apr 2002 7:42:46 PM IST
saraa kaani nanu sardarji ani antunnavu.
sardarji paaruloone vuntundi kada singh ani..
Soo U should first see that, other wise u will become a Ms sardarni, As they dont normally have that extension.
Posted by: Mr anilreddy K At: 18, Apr 2002 11:48:24 AM IST
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