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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Microsoft jokes | |
| 1)Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Bill Gates all die in a plane crash.
They are standing before God, seated on His throne.
God asks Al: "What do you believe?" Al says: "I believe in the earth. I believe if we don't protect it, the whole earth will die."
God says: "I like that, come sit on my left. Bill Clinton, what do you believe?"
Bill Clinton says: "I believe in people. I believe the people should be empowered. I believe no one has the right to tell someone else what to do."
God says: "I like that, come sit on my right. OK Bill Gates, what do you believe?"
Bill Gates says: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."
2).
Bill Gates and the president of General Motors were attending a Q and A session during a business conference. Gates boasted of the innovations his company had made.
"If GM had kept up with technology the way Microsoft has," Gates bragged. "we'd all be driving $25 cars that get 1,000 miles per gallon."
"I suppose that's true," the GM executive agreed, "But would you really want your car to crash twice a day?"
3)There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?"
Posted by: Mr anilreddy K At: 20, Apr 2002 8:08:13 AM IST
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