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| If Women Were Like Software, Then Those Women With ...
* A very good front-end fall into - 'Power Builder'.
* A very good back-end - 'Sybase'.
* Both front-end and back-end are reasonably good - 'Oracle'.
* Uttermost feminine qualities - 'C++'.
* Beautiful features and with the passage of time still attractive -'UNIX'.
* Though very attractive once, now not so charming - 'Ingress'.
* Beautiful receptionist - 'Desktop'.
* BEAUTIFUL PERSONAL SECRETARY - 'Laptop'.
* Stick to one and only one person at a time - 'DOS'.
* Functionally Attractive and explosive features - 'SAP'
* Can handle large stuff, but still stable - 'IDMS'
* Looks good, but problematic when you handle - 'DB2'
Posted by: Mr anilreddy K At: 20, Apr 2002 8:21:42 AM IST
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