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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Engineering....the untold truth.... | |
| 1.. Some Basic definitions..
Engineering College : Place where you're punished for
getting good High School marks.
Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some
payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the
canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to
the canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come
nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time..physical presence is a
must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignemtns & genral TP
Tutions : What you take when you don't waste enough
time....
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Vernac Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who
comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal."
"You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" )
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls
do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of
lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no
girls in your group (simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the
equipment, and finally copy the readings. from the girls of course...).
2. The Truth about exams....
Timing...when ur non enginering GF/BF is free to enjoy
while u slog with submisisons & exams
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and
you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted
worth in the exam...
KT : Makes you suicidal..the WAY of life...
Year Drop : Makes dad homicidal.
Reverification : A cruel joke. (results of which come
after you give the KT exam).
3. An engineer's 10 engg commandments opf Life
1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four lettered word.
4. The Years of Engineering
F.E.(First Year) Fond of Engineering
S.E.(Second Year) Sick of Engineering
T.E.(Third Year) Tired of Engineering
F.E.(Final Year) Frustrated with Engineering
Finally B.E.(Bachelor of Engg) Balls to Engineering
Was it worth it???
Have a Great Day.....
Posted by: Manjesh Choudhary Gorjala At: 22, Apr 2002 7:42:03 PM IST
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