|
|
|
General Forum: Recipes | | vegetable salad | |
| Good collection
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 6, Jun 2004 8:28:05 PM IST
how to reduce bally
Posted by: Mr. Haseen Ahmed Mohammed Abdul At: 12, Aug 2002 11:52:00 PM IST
) Q. What did the lonely banana say?
) A. I'm a"kela".
)
) Q. What did the green peas say?
) A. Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.
)
) Q.What did the potato say when it answered
) the phone ?
) A. "Aaloo?"
)
) Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out?
) A. In the Gobi desert.
)
) Q. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
) A. B(h)ooths
)
) Q. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
) A. Angoora
)
) Q. What is a vegetables favourite love song?
) A. Love me tinda.
)
) Q. What did the flower say to its
) girl-friend?
) A. Why do phools fall in love?
)
) Q. What did the fat car say?
) A. I'm a mota car.
)
) Q. What did the confused egg say?
) A. I don't unda-stand.
)
) Q. Where do earrings go on holiday?
) A. Bali.
)
) Q. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
) A. Jhinga Bells.
)
) Q. What did the half eaten naan say?
) A. I wish I was puri.
)
) Q. What did the lonely potato sing?
) A. "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"
)
) Q. What language do carrots speak?
) A. Gajar-ati.
)
) Q. What do you call a bald poet?
) A. Ik-bal.
)
) Q. What did the first pizza slice say the
) other pizza slice so it would move?
) A. Pizza - "HUT"!!
Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 22, Apr 2002 9:47:06 PM IST
| |
|
|
|
| Advertisements |
|
|
|
|
| Advertisements |
|
