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| Jai-Baba
While reviewing both letters I find selfishness and anxity to preserve some thing more from their part even after complete exhaustment of major part of span of life.I wish to sugest sacrifice,patience are the two coins to be exchanged in between each other and one should not treat the universe as a job-oriented firm.
Posted by: Mr dyvadhinam yaddanapudi At: 23, May 2002 9:01:59 PM IST
MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dearest Girl :
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you
since
Tuesday, the 17th of August 1999. With reference to the meeting held
between us on the 17th of August 1999 at 1500 hours,
I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months
and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there willbe continuous
on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes
leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses
incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared
equally between us. Later, based on your performance,
I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on
your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days
of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be
cancelled
without
further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be
happy,
if you could forward this letter to your sister,
if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
[Boy]
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MODERN REPLY OF MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dear Boy :
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to
inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.
However, you should be informed that there are certain
conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are
to my satisfaction.However, please enlighten me as to your
retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.
I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security
with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance
at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your
part,then I should receive monetary compensation
according to union standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree
that an expense account should be arranged for my access
in light of the 'VIP'I shall be entertaining. In addition,
housing and transport allowances should be in order
and nothing less than a luxury condo and a Jag are in order.
Please also note that there should be no moonlighting
restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the
relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other
prospective lovers have sent indications of interest.
Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
Yours perhaps,
[Girl]
Posted by: Manjesh Choudhary Gorjala At: 29, Apr 2002 9:09:00 AM IST
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