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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Desi Marriages ! | |
| Types of Indian Marriages
Desi Marriage - Getting married after multiple H-1
from Mexico.
Forced Marriage - Getting green card in a month or so,
should get married before that.
Forced & Hurried Marriage - Getting green card in a
month and you have only 2 weeks vacation.
Social Marriage - All of your friends are getting
married. so you should.
Electronic Marriage - Got his/her details on Internet
or BBS.
Ambitious Marriage - Marrying an MBBS girl hoping that
she will buy you a Porsche/BMW after she starts
earning.
Anonymous Marriage - Have seen photo, talked on phone.
Engagement in your absence and getting married the
next week you actually saw him/her.
Migration Marriage - You work in SF Bay, he/she works
in Research Triangle. You are moving to East Coast
after marriage. Vice-versa.
Common Marriage - Marrying a B.E. girl from India, and
then sending her for MS.
Desperate Marriage - Watching too many movies in HBO
and Cinemax.
Bored Marriage - Got H-1, don't know what to do after
work.
Home Sick Marriage - Working some where in Iowa or
Maine village you are the only Desi around (may be 2
more), need to talk to someone.
H1-H1 Marriage - You know her/him well, drives nice
car has a good TV/Stereo, cooks good what more you
want. (The Best Buy)
Commuter Marriage - (applies to Silicon Valley Bay
mostly) you working in San Jose, he/she works in San
Francisco, Both living in Fremont.
Tax Relief Marriage - It is nearing December; one has
to get married to get a tax relief.
Posted by: Mr. Rajasekhar Bhogi At: 15, May 2002 1:42:41 AM IST
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