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Types of Indian Marriages Desi Marriage - Getting married after multiple H-1 from Mexico. Forced Marriage - Getting green card in a month or so, should get married before that. Forced & Hurried Marriage - Getting green card in a month and you have only 2 weeks vacation. Social Marriage - All of your friends are getting married. so you should. Electronic Marriage - Got his/her details on Internet or BBS. Ambitious Marriage - Marrying an MBBS girl hoping that she will buy you a Porsche/BMW after she starts earning. Anonymous Marriage - Have seen photo, talked on phone. Engagement in your absence and getting married the next week you actually saw him/her. Migration Marriage - You work in SF Bay, he/she works in Research Triangle. You are moving to East Coast after marriage. Vice-versa. Common Marriage - Marrying a B.E. girl from India, and then sending her for MS. Desperate Marriage - Watching too many movies in HBO and Cinemax. Bored Marriage - Got H-1, don't know what to do after work. Home Sick Marriage - Working some where in Iowa or Maine village you are the only Desi around (may be 2 more), need to talk to someone. H1-H1 Marriage - You know her/him well, drives nice car has a good TV/Stereo, cooks good what more you want. (The Best Buy) Commuter Marriage - (applies to Silicon Valley Bay mostly) you working in San Jose, he/she works in San Francisco, Both living in Fremont. Tax Relief Marriage - It is nearing December; one has to get married to get a tax relief.

Posted by: Mr. Rajasekhar Bhogi At: 15, May 2002 1:42:41 AM IST
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