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Tech Support Request
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that The new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in
the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no
longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to
purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you
help me?
- Jonathan Powell
Dear Jonathan Powell-
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to
run everything.
WARNING DO NOT TRY TO un-install, delete, or purge the program from the
system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0 can be disastrous.
Doing so may destroy your hard and/or floppy drive. Trying to
un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy valuable system resources.
You can not go back to
Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have
tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0
in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0
detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a
non-recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download similar
products such as Fling and 1NiteStand. Often their systems have become
infected with a virus. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with
the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest
you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might
occur. The best course of action will be to push apologize button then
reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long
as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is
very high maintenance.
Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0
-Monthly use utilities such as TLC and FTD
-Frequently use Communicator 5.0
-Tech Support
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 24, May 2002 2:41:12 PM IST
vere vaalla postings ni comment chestunnnarukada. me sontaperuto post cheste, me postings enta bavuntayo telustundi kada
Posted by: ravi At: 24, May 2002 10:07:12 AM IST
oho - yemi pillada? yemi cheddamani peru teleste?
Posted by: dhara d At: 24, May 2002 9:39:19 AM IST
emadhya anonymus lu chaala ekkuvaga vaagu tunnaru. anededo sonta peruto anavachhu kada
Posted by: ravi At: 24, May 2002 9:35:05 AM IST
dorakadama? no bonda. he dosen't even know about anything else. one track desperate mind. aa pelli yedo tondaraga avute we can all breath a sign of relief.
Posted by: dhara d At: 24, May 2002 0:46:53 AM IST
yo man Aman - didn't another guy post this already? (Yalam Apparao on May 19 under the heading "Desi Marriages") Stop copying other people stuff - which is what you mostly do anyway.
Posted by: dhara d At: 24, May 2002 0:11:46 AM IST
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