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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | doctor | |
| Two molecules are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 24, May 2002 3:12:53 PM IST
A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."
"For God's sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward."
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 24, May 2002 3:02:54 PM IST
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 24, May 2002 2:58:44 PM IST
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