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| Guys,
Please don't the polute this site with wieard names ....... please behave urself as ur educated and as ur a human being .
Posted by: Mr Ravi M At: 24, May 2002 9:28:10 PM IST
Banta was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Banta used his
intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the
bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier
named Imran Khan would get up to say "I am here !" Then Banta would shoot
him down. This went on till Banta almost wiped out all the soldiers single
handedly!
Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Banta was killing
all his soldiers by fooling them. So he decides to use Banta's own method
to kill him and starts calling him names ike Banta etc.
Banta realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick,suddenly says "Who called me ?" and the Commander gets up to say "I called you."
Banta shoots him also down!
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 24, May 2002 3:30:41 PM IST
. A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" (Idiot! He's taking the phone and saying he's not there.)
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 24, May 2002 3:25:43 PM IST
This is a letter from a Sardarjee mother to her son.
Pyaarey puttar,
Vahe Guru.
I'm writing this letter slow, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't now whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jatinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. and your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love sat shree akal.
Mom.
P. S : I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 24, May 2002 3:19:33 PM IST
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