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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | before marriage and after marriage | |
| The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 6, Jun 2002 5:43:22 PM IST
If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 6, Jun 2002 5:36:55 PM IST
James Bond comes out of British Airways at Chennai, goes to his waiting driver and says "I'm Bond, James Bond. James to you".
For which the driver replies "I'm Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam. Balls to you..."
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 2, Jun 2002 3:36:45 PM IST
Hubby : "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?"
Wife : "When there is a problem, no matter how insurmountable, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears."
Hubby : "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you."
Wife : "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem
can there be greater than this one ?'
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 2, Jun 2002 3:35:59 PM IST
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
While the women STUCK to shopping.
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 2, Jun 2002 3:30:02 PM IST
Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote:(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote:)
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai
Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap
Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran
Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss:)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss:(
Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma
Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky
Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?
Shaadi se pehle - Biviho to es
Shaadi ke baad - Bivi hai kesi ?
Shaadi se pehle - Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad - Cooli No. 1
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 2, Jun 2002 3:27:27 PM IST
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