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General Forum: Information Technology | | A perfect software professional | |
| Hi,
A good joke... :)
Posted by: Mr. Praveen Kumar B At: 8, Aug 2002 9:23:32 AM IST
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good
evening
dear,
I'm now logged
in".
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning.
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found...
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want
to
do
some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation. Access
denied............
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love
computers,
or
are you just
being
funny?
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an
idiot
like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are a useless.
Husband: It's by default.
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband : File in use....... Try after some
time.
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown virus
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 10, Jul 2002 11:28:12 PM IST
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