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General Forum: Offbeat n Jokes | | Intelligent Monkey | |
| Good joke.Prasanthi garu joke ni joke ga chudandi.ila ayihtey ee prapanchamlo jokes existence ye vundadu.suppose oka writer gurinchi joke cheppanu anukondi ,meeru writer kada aa joke nanu vuddesinchi anukuntey yevaru yem cheyaleru.
sreeni
Posted by: Mr. M.S.Reddy At: 11, Sep 2002 5:07:04 PM IST
good one
keep posting...
Posted by: ravi At: 11, Sep 2002 1:38:50 AM IST
Jokes shouldn't hury anybody. If any airhostesses or pilots see this, how do they react?
Please be more creative, don't try to insinuate any people so that their image get tarnished.
Sorry, if I hurt you. I didn't mean to. But I wish, I suggest you as a reader. I think you accept this criticism in good spirits.
Looking forward for good work from you.(This is also good. But you should improve and think different)
Posted by: Ms. Prasanthi Uppalapati At: 10, Sep 2002 11:47:00 PM IST
good one
Posted by: Mr Srinivas G At: 10, Sep 2002 9:58:38 PM IST
Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was
travelling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the
monkey.
Officer: "When the plane took off what were the
travelers doing?"
Monkey : "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"
Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers
doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Eating & throwing"
Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers
doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: " Nothing"
Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the
travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Kissing the pilots"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Responding"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering
Posted by: Mr. Manish Kumar N At: 18, Aug 2002 12:52:49 PM IST
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