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Articles: Humour | FUNTIME
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Boss (Answering a Telephone call) YES, who is speaking?
Caller: I am Sunil’s grandfather speaking, sir, Can I speak to him?
Boss : I am afraid, he is not here. He has just left office for your funeral.
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Waiter : Sir we have stewed liver, Boiled tongue and frog’s legs.
Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Tell me the menu.
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A man was weeping in the zoo. A woman comes to him and asks :
Woman : Why are you crying?
Man : Well madam, an elephant died today.
Woman : Oh you loved that elephant a lot. Is that the reason why you are crying?
Man : No madam, I have to bury him now!
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Two men, intelligent and senseless were called for an interview. First it was the turn of intelligent.
Interviewer : Who is known as ‘The father of the Nation”?
Intelligent : Mahatma Gandhi.
Interviewer : In which year was B.R.Ambedkhar born?
Intelligent : 1891.
Interviewer : How many years did Sir Mokshagundam Visvesarayyya complete before he died?
Intelligent : 101 years
Interviewer : A problem : if 70 kg of rice is distributed amount 70 people how many kilos did each person get?
Intelligent : 1 kg.
Interviewer : What is the colour of water?
Intelligent : Scientists are still researching.
Interviewer : Very good! you have answered all the questions correctly I will call you again please sit outside.
Now it was the turn of the Senseless. So he was called in He had been secretly listening to Intelligent’s answers and mugging them up.
Interviewer: What is your name?
Senseless : Mahatma Gandhi
Interviewer : In which year were you born?
Senseless : 1891.
Interviewer : How many years old are you?
Senseless : 101 years.
Interviewer : What is your weight?
Senseless : 1 kg.
Interviewer : Are you mad?
Senseless : Scientist are still researching.
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