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Articles: Humour | IIT/IIM in Pakistan
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Pakistan's education system:
INDIANS beware...Indian intellectuals will be facing a tough competition wherever they go from now onwards ,thanks to the new eduation system introduced in pakistan (which is carefully planned following the footsteps of INDIA.!!?). The following are some of the reputed institutes,the courses offered by them and their Entrance tests:
IIT: Islamic Institute of Terrorism (through JEE: Jehadi Entrance Exam-----coaching for JEE will be offered only in Kashmir .
IIM: International Infiltration Management (through CAT:Careers in Al-Quaeda & Taliban-----------guarenteed foreign
placement)
IAS: Iraq After Saddam(This is a research course established
with the Aid of CNN-America and not many placement opportunities)
M.M.Tech.: Masters in Militancy Techniques (through GATE:
Graduate Aptitude Test in EXTREMISM----------This is a post-graduate course equivalent to Indian M.Tech. only for the engineers graduated from IITs)
M.S: Musharraf's Security (highly competitive and equally paid
service through GRE: Grooming the Rising Extremists and TOEFL:Test Of Efficiency In Fighting and Looting)........ Interested candidates can obtain further details and prospectus free from the following addresses:
The Head,
ISI, Karachi.
The Head,
LeT, Lahore.
The Head,
JeM, Peshawar.
The Headless Head(alias Musharraf)
Military Ruler Of Pakistan, Islamabad.
NOTE: For canditates convenience, arrangements are made for organising Group Discussions and Personal Interviews,whenever required, in Shrinagar(India) itself.
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