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Articles: Humour | Some jokes/riddles
- SATYA RAMA PRASAD KALLURI
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1) A lady, who has to go to Tenali from Hyderabad does not travel by the direct & short-cut route train - Nagarjuna Intercity Express. In stead, she travels by Krishnaa Express up to Vijayawada and then takes a connecting train to Tenali, though it takes 3 hours extra. Why?
2) Once some people were travelling in a ship, whose total run was around 10 months. Unexpectedly, there was a severe tempest and all people aboard, except a doctor & a nurse died. At the end of 9 months, a child was born to them. The doctor declared 'I am not the father of this child.' The nurse declared 'I am not the mother of this child.' Honestly speaking, there was no illegal relation of any sort. What is your inference out of these statements?
3) Few years ago, APSRTC proudly announced 'The whereabouts of any bus of any route' will be easily displayable to the public. One of the 'controllers', however, declared 'It is absolutely unnecessary to use such costly devices. There are only 3 possibilities, all of which are known to the public. RTC should not waste money.' What are these possibilities?
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ANSWERS :
1) She is a feminist & hence she never boards a train having a masculine name!
2) Nothing wrong! The doctor is a female doctor and the nurse is a male nurse.
3) The 3 possibilities :
a) In the depot for most of the time
b) Behind the same route number bus as the 3rd or 4th 'Hello brother - How do you do?' bus, which means all the buses are at the same place as a cluster.
c) Waiting at the 'Shift Change take-over point' like
Secunderabad indefinitely - either for the driver, conductor, or a relief driver to take it back to the depot for want of
crew.
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