Who is the most consistent Indian batsman on the current tour?
A. Ajit Agarkar
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An Indian batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was an Indian?
A. An all-rounder.
Q. What is the main function of the Indian coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. Why is Kumble the unluckiest bowler on tour?
A. Because he was born in India.
Q. What's the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. When does the ball travel at its fastest in this Tour?
A. A Venkatesh Prasad delivery flying towards the boundary.
Q. Why don't Indian fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What's the Indian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
Q. What do you call an Indian with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by
Indian batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the Indian touring party?
A. The guy who removes the ball marks from the bats.
Q. Why did Pervez Mushraf (the Pakistani General) kidnap Glen
Mcgrath ??
A. He just heard about the new weapon for which the Indians
have no known defence.
Q. What did Tendulkar say after the India-Australia match ?
A. Shaken but not stirred ...
Q. What did tendulkar say after the India-Pakistan match ?
A. Massacred but not killed....we're not worried
Q. What do Indian batsmen and drug addicts have in common??
A. Both spend most of their time wondering when their next
shot will be.
Q. Why were Indian batsmen looking forward to the new
millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.
Q. Who spent the most time on the crease of anyone in the
Indian touring party?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.
Q. Why are Indian cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.
Q. What does Srinath put in his hands to make sure the
next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. bat???????
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